Extra points if you can walk a mile in the woods without getting lost or don’t have to call for medical assistance, weigh less than my refrigerator, think Joe and Donald are both idiots, and believe smoking is only for BBQ grills. If you are pro choice then you have already decided that we are not compatible. If you like coed showers, add another point or two.
It’s a good thing if you know that JT stands for James Taylor instead of Justin Timberlake and can name at least three of his songs. If you know what Ice 9 is or have read Tolle I would be impressed. I prefer to think of myself as “selective” and not picky but feel free to disagree. If you are a cat person I question your life choices but it’s not a show stopper. Dogs are far superior.
If you know that Ohm’s law is not a rule in yoga class add another point. If you think a trip to the mountains includes a stop at the mall in Pigeon Forge I suggest you go without me. I value a good sense of humor and if you are at least smiling after reading this there are definitely possibilities.